One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would
take a few inches off of your butt!!' His wife was not amused, and decided
that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom,
'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder......it's' Miracle
Grow'.
