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Posted: Wed Feb 20th, 2008 01:47 am

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A little girl wanted to take her dog for a walk.

First she asks her mother who says sorry but your doggie is in heat so you better ask your father .

The little girl goes outside and finds her father working on the car in the garage and asks him, telling him what her mother had said.

The father says no problem.Takes the dog and rubs some gas on the rear end of the dog

Steps back and says ok darling you can take her for a walk now

A couple hours go by and the little girls walks back into the garage with a empty leash.

Father says ..........Wheres your doggie at dear

Little girl smiles and says

FLOO Floo had just run out of gas

But don't worry theres another good doggie pushing her home............ :lmao

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Posted: Sun Mar 2nd, 2008 12:25 am

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That's funny. :lol

My wife's chinese crested is pregnant and will be having puppies soon. If you have never seen them they are the ugliest dogs on the planet. Good God they are nasty ugly, but the wife loves them, so I put up with them.

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